Options...
(a) Fun, smart, great sense of humour
(b) Independent, witty, fantastic body
Which to choose? Which to choose??
The two options listed above may be just a couple of the many girls in the snitch’s black book whom he hopes to land a serious relationship with… all the while, he’s seriously dating you.
Now, normally, a contingency plan is smart, just in case something goes wrong and one of the many “girls of his dreams” manages to slip away due to unforeseen circumstances. Now please tell me, is it really fair to the girl who thinks she might just be a tad in love with you? Even if she’s not, she might have been under the impression that she’s captivating enough that you don’t feel the need to have a contingency plan. But more often than not, that girl finds out that he’s been pursuing 2 other chicks (marriageable material might I add), and starts to either get really angry, or get really insecure.
Now normally, I’d be indifferent, but for all the ladies out there who feel insecure in this… Please get over it.
In the first place, this snitch is plain afraid. He’s afraid that you might slip away. But hey, if you do… no worries mate, he’s got 2 others who can replace you in a heartbeat. Secondly, this snitch is just plain greedy, methinks it probably makes him feel like a playa to have a few ladies hanging onto his coattails, either that or he just likes to bite off more than he can chew.
So please, if you feel the need to date a few ladies at a time, inform us early that you need to keep your options open (translation: I don’t want to suffer from one-woman syndrome), or just tell us that you really don’t want to limit your search of the perfect girl to one girl only (translation: maybe you’re not good enough, and the other girl was better, but I don’t want to tell you this in case I hurt your feelings). In the words of Seinfeld, “Do it like you’re ripping a band-aid off: one motion, right off!” Translation: We don’t like to be treated like idiots. Either tell us early, or forget ever having your chance with us.
Ain’t it a snitch?
Snitched by the Noble Satisfied One-Radiah
(b) Independent, witty, fantastic body
Which to choose? Which to choose??
The two options listed above may be just a couple of the many girls in the snitch’s black book whom he hopes to land a serious relationship with… all the while, he’s seriously dating you.
Now, normally, a contingency plan is smart, just in case something goes wrong and one of the many “girls of his dreams” manages to slip away due to unforeseen circumstances. Now please tell me, is it really fair to the girl who thinks she might just be a tad in love with you? Even if she’s not, she might have been under the impression that she’s captivating enough that you don’t feel the need to have a contingency plan. But more often than not, that girl finds out that he’s been pursuing 2 other chicks (marriageable material might I add), and starts to either get really angry, or get really insecure.
Now normally, I’d be indifferent, but for all the ladies out there who feel insecure in this… Please get over it.
In the first place, this snitch is plain afraid. He’s afraid that you might slip away. But hey, if you do… no worries mate, he’s got 2 others who can replace you in a heartbeat. Secondly, this snitch is just plain greedy, methinks it probably makes him feel like a playa to have a few ladies hanging onto his coattails, either that or he just likes to bite off more than he can chew.
So please, if you feel the need to date a few ladies at a time, inform us early that you need to keep your options open (translation: I don’t want to suffer from one-woman syndrome), or just tell us that you really don’t want to limit your search of the perfect girl to one girl only (translation: maybe you’re not good enough, and the other girl was better, but I don’t want to tell you this in case I hurt your feelings). In the words of Seinfeld, “Do it like you’re ripping a band-aid off: one motion, right off!” Translation: We don’t like to be treated like idiots. Either tell us early, or forget ever having your chance with us.
Ain’t it a snitch?
Snitched by the Noble Satisfied One-Radiah
A Snitch By Tatenda Mudariki at 11:56
2 Comments:
At 6:30 PM,
Muda.Inc said…
Eish that is such a snitch..brothers with contingency plans aka PLAYERS..
They can definately forget about having a chance with Donnettes like us!!
At 10:54 PM,
Don 'Lidzi said…
Ey, what a snitch.
Guys need to stop snitching.
But heish, u cant hate the playa. Hate the game. It's the other lady snitches who done tempteth the poor man into snitching. U know, the spirit is willing to do right, but the flesh is weak!
So, I skeem u should take the beef to them contingency planz.. not the the guy.
As well, u know how u ladies snitch. A brother is droppin game and y'all acting all elusive. What makes u think ur the only one? Huh? U wanna hold all the power, all the cards, stringin him along as if u are actually gonna agree to his proposal when ur not?
Solution? The guy will have a few investments, whichever matures 1st is the one. Thereby he'll be on a mission to sell his other stock and focus on the one.
But No! Snitch is SHOCKED that he actually had others. We dont LIE to ourselves thinking we're the only ones. We know there's competition. So, why does the snitch lie to herself and ASSUME she be the only one? What? So she can snitch without consequence? HELL NO! It dont work like dat. Ha ha.
And datz my word.
The Don
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